Party Lights. Ready to party? Drinky Crow is! Tony Millionaire's sobriety-challenged feathered friend, Drinky Crow, is coming forward as a decorative string of electrical illuminations that put the "party" into party lights. The lights come in both sober and drunk versions, alternating with a simulated (or is that stimulated?) bottle of adult beverage. 12-foot strand with 10 lights.